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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. 

The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great... I would recommend it very highly.'  

The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'   The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'what is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? 

You know.... The one that’s red and has thorns.  ‘Do you mean a rose?'  'Yes, that’s the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

When you try 2 look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you. 

Location: Examination Hall :D

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and
told him, "I've kidnapped you. " She then wrote a note saying, "I've
kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and
put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the
playground. Signed, A Blonde. " The Blonde then pinned the note to the
kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was
sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found
the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow
Blonde? "